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Congratulations, you have just found FAT FREE: Fortunecity Edition.
This Edition is different from my main site in a couple of ways. First of all, this is where you will find my Simpsons sounds page, since I didn't have enough room on my school's server. And secondly, you won't find anything else, since I can't fit it. That's right, if you want to read about my encounter with the imfamous Celery Cobbler, see some of my cartoons, visit The Land of the Mystical Chicken, or find out more about Full-Contact Bingo, you're going to have to go to my original site. The choice is yours. So, what's it gonna be?

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Peruse the Simpsons sounds

FAT FREE has been brought to you today by the letter "ö" and the number "VIII".
And the serving size "1 cup".

John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt, that's my name too.